Drunk Derek Is Afraid So He Leaves Reno There

My Face And Roof Are In The Toilet,

I Want To Be Somewhere I Have Never Been

And All That Was Said Of Beauty 

Fell From That Man Who Remained On That Floor Yet

Eighty Year Olds Are The Only Thing To Make Me Cry 

Because I Had Watched It With Friends 

And Wanted To Be A Man Some Day, A Falling One

Drink Another Beer And Watch Ricky Gervais

And You Thought Reno 911 Was Bad

CK