I Tried Telling Juliet That William Spoke French Not Greek

'Can I Say Once You Were Confused In Paris
Your Dad Won't Care As Long As It Weren't Rosaline'

Now We're Gathered Here Today
Because Our Porter Said Her And I Should Fall In Love
If Only We Hadn't The Money Or A Stairs
We'd Have Wed Somewhere Far From The City
And She Won't Translate My Words For Me
I Meant To Say 'I Love Her'
Yet I Am Still A Little Hard To The Touch
Smoking With The Limo Driver
Pacing Between The Gents And The Top Table
The Concierge Says No Coming Out These Double Doors
But Let Me Sit Here For Another While
By The Exit Of The Smoking Area

'Mercutio, I Left Paris Confused More Than Once
So Please Don't Mention That Phase'

CK