S'Ex's Romps To Exit Ramps

The Wife Uses A Prescription As A Pillow

When The Clocks Run Slow.

'Dear, You Know I Can't Fall Asleep Without'

Shortens His Business Trips To Holiday Inn's.

The Remote's Ass Already Slapped

So Start Flicking, Saying She Forgot Batteries

And Said Let Go 'Au Naturale'

While Sticking On The Wig To Play Her Twin.

Muttering Back 'Don't Sweat It,

On My Shirt' Thinking It Seven By The Smell

But 'Fuck It, A Penny, A Pound'

Then Snuck Back A Note Off The Nightstand

To Take An Airport Store Home, 

Filling His Pockets With Unfamiliar Slips Of Paper

And Another Miniature For The Wife's Collection,

A New Number Of Chanel.

'Dear, How Did You Know I Had Ran Out?'

CK